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Welcome to Eugene's bit on the web. Currently, I am working for the Child Support Agency (working from home) as an Administrative Officer Grade II. My social media is at the end of this page.

p.s. I am definitely NOT a dozey driver

p.p.s This site is under reconstruction new pages will be added

About Me

The Real Me

I was born in the North East of England and relocated to Northern Ireland when I was young. I have 2 O Levels 7 GCSEs and 3 A Levels and a Degree.


  • Listening to music (except for those genres listed below).
  • Watching football (especially Manchester United).
  • Driving in my car.
  • Chocolate.(too much)
  • Walking and enjoying the sight and smell(cow muck) of the Irish Countryside.


  • Dance/rave/country/religious music.
  • Traffic Jams
  • Katie Price/ the Kardashians / Keith Lemon or Gemma Collins
  • Having my photo taken
  • Manchester City, Chelsea, Aston Villa and Newcastle United
  • Smoking
  • Simon Cowell's Talent Shows

Social Media

Here is a list of all social media I am on.






Main Twitter Page
Eugene's Funnies